{"id":391,"date":"2016-06-28T18:19:46","date_gmt":"2016-06-28T17:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/?p=391"},"modified":"2016-06-28T18:19:46","modified_gmt":"2016-06-28T17:19:46","slug":"lunettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/28\/lunettes\/","title":{"rendered":"Lunettes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On m&rsquo;a coll\u00e9 un truc sur le nez.<br \/>\nC&rsquo;est un peu bizarre, \u00e7a me fait une dr\u00f4le de t\u00eate&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181909-e1467134053602.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-394\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181909-e1467134053602-576x1024.jpg?resize=576%2C1024\" alt=\"20160626_181909\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181909-e1467134053602.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181909-e1467134053602.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181909-e1467134053602.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181909-e1467134053602.jpg?resize=1200%2C2133&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181909-e1467134053602.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mais bon,\u00a0visiblement, personne se moque de moi, alors \u00e7a va.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181908-e1467134017343.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-393\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181908-e1467134017343-576x1024.jpg?resize=576%2C1024\" alt=\"20160626_181908\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181908-e1467134017343.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181908-e1467134017343.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181908-e1467134017343.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181908-e1467134017343.jpg?resize=1200%2C2133&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/20160626_181908-e1467134017343.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ca m\u2019emp\u00eache m\u00eame pas de rigoler<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-395\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-1-768x1024.jpg?resize=768%2C1024\" alt=\"FullSizeRender-1\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-1.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-1.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-1.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-1.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a>Et puis \u00e7a me donne un petit air sage.<br \/>\nOn peut rien me refuser comme \u00e7a, non?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-392\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/savides.cluster014.ovh.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-2-768x1024.jpg?resize=768%2C1024\" alt=\"FullSizeRender-2\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-2.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-2.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-2.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philippe.savides.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/FullSizeRender-2.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a>J&rsquo;ai m\u00eame l&rsquo;impression que\u00a0les lunettes \u00e7a rend les\u00a0autres moins flous, c&rsquo;est fort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On m&rsquo;a coll\u00e9 un truc sur le nez. C&rsquo;est un peu bizarre, \u00e7a me fait une dr\u00f4le de t\u00eate&#8230; Mais bon,\u00a0visiblement, personne se moque de moi, alors \u00e7a va. Ca m\u2019emp\u00eache m\u00eame pas de rigoler Et puis \u00e7a me donne un petit air sage. On peut rien me refuser comme \u00e7a, non? J&rsquo;ai m\u00eame l&rsquo;impression&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/2016\/06\/28\/lunettes\/\">En savoir plus<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":396,"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions\/396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philippe.savides.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}